{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Wei Guoqing","displaytitle":"Wei Guoqing","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3139184","titles":{"canonical":"Wei_Guoqing","normalized":"Wei Guoqing","display":"Wei Guoqing"},"pageid":23001272,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/58/Weiguoqing.jpg/330px-Weiguoqing.jpg","width":320,"height":422},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/58/Weiguoqing.jpg","width":500,"height":660},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285854603","tid":"9ff833c2-1a8e-11f0-a318-a29b63e4f6d1","timestamp":"2025-04-16T06:47:12Z","description":"Chinese general and politician (1913–1989)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wei_Guoqing","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wei_Guoqing?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wei_Guoqing?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Wei_Guoqing"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wei_Guoqing","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Wei_Guoqing","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wei_Guoqing?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Wei_Guoqing"}},"extract":"Wei Guoqing was a Chinese government official, military officer and political commissar of Zhuang ethnicity. He served as the Chairman of Guangxi from 1958 to 1975 and on the Chinese Communist Party's Politburo (1973–1982) and as Director of the People's Liberation Army's General Political Department (1977–1982). Wei was one of the few members of the 9th, 10th, 11th and 12th Central Committees (1969–1987) and the 10th through 12th politburos not purged during the Cultural Revolution or Deng Xiaoping's backlash. He was also a Vice Chair of the National People's Congress Standing Committee (1975–1989) and of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference (1964–1983).","extract_html":"
Wei Guoqing was a Chinese government official, military officer and political commissar of Zhuang ethnicity. He served as the Chairman of Guangxi from 1958 to 1975 and on the Chinese Communist Party's Politburo (1973–1982) and as Director of the People's Liberation Army's General Political Department (1977–1982). Wei was one of the few members of the 9th, 10th, 11th and 12th Central Committees (1969–1987) and the 10th through 12th politburos not purged during the Cultural Revolution or Deng Xiaoping's backlash. He was also a Vice Chair of the National People's Congress Standing Committee (1975–1989) and of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference (1964–1983).
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