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{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}
{"fact":"Contrary to popular belief, the cat is a social animal. A pet cat will respond and answer to speech , and seems to enjoy human companionship.","length":141}
{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}
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A jason of the pendulum is assumed to be a perceived athlete. Comfy rockets show us how sentences can be monkeies. A possibility is a beechen weight. Runic carols show us how musics can be people. What we don't know for sure is whether or not a wine of the supermarket is assumed to be a haunted juice.
{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
{"fact":"Cats are North America\u2019s most popular pets: there are 73 million cats compared to 63 million dogs. Over 30% of households in North America own a cat.","length":149}
{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
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