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Polybia occidentalis, commonly known as camoati, is a swarm-founding advanced eusocial wasp. Swarm-founding means that a swarm of these wasps find a nesting site and build the nest together. This species can be found in Central and South America. P. occidentalis preys on nectar, insects, and carbohydrate sources, while birds and ants prey on and parasitize them. P. occidentalis workers bite each other to communicate the time to start working.
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Achante Aanmakkal is a 2012 Malayalam-language film directed by Chandrasekharan, starring Sarath Kumar, Meghna Raj, and Nedumudi Venu. The film was a box office failure. The film was later dubbed in Tamil as Narasimhan IPS.
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