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Vidar Nisja was a Norwegian midfielder who retired 18 December 2018.
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Kristopher Thomas Campbell, known professionally as K Camp is an American rapper, singer, and songwriter. Hailing from Atlanta, Georgia, he first garnered attention following the release of his 2013 single \"Money Baby\", which led him to sign with Interscope Records. Released in December of that year, his single \"Cut Her Off\" became his first and highest-charting entry—at number 49—on the Billboard Hot 100. Both songs received platinum certifications by the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) and preceded the release of his debut extended play (EP), In Due Time (2014).
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{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
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